Hans Blog of Fun Talkery

Monday, September 04, 2006

Krikey! The Little Bugger got me!!


He's gone... It's true, The Crocodile Hunter is dead, he was stung in the chest by a stingray at age 44. What the FUCK a stingray couldn't take down the REAL Steve Irwin so I state now that this was a FAKE. You see Steve, or Z''dsjuZxeks was sent her from his home-world S"diau in the distant galaxy of Zanzibar-9. Z''dsjuZxeks was an honorable heroe of his world and had decided to go on a vacation to planet Earth. Yesterday Z''dsjuZxeks received a SPACE TELEGRAM from the prime minister of the universe that S"diau and all of the Zanzibar-9 galaxy was under attack by XENU and his horrible galactic confederacy fleet. Because he had also become a heroe on this planet he could not just fly away in his SUPERSPACETRAVELCRAFT or "SSTC" without drawing attention to his real identity. He knew what he had to do...

CNN

Fine don't belive me assholes see if I care...


((but seriously I predict there will soon been Chuck Norris like crocodile hunter jokes))

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home